Man In Airport

ireblog4weed:

Airport Worker: Name? 

Man: Abdul Al-Rhazib.

Airport Worker: Sex? 

Man: Yes, Three to Five Times a Week. 

Airport Worker: No, No… I mean, Male or Female?

Man: Yes, Male, Female, sometimes Camel.

Airport Worker: Holy Cow! 

Man: Yes, Cow, Sheep, Animals in General.

Airport Worker: But isnt that Hostile? 

Man: Yes, Yes, Horse Style, Doggy Style, Any Style! 

Airport Worker: Oh Dear! 

Man: No, No! Deer Run Too Fast!

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